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Writer's Block: Personal Freedom [Jul. 4th, 2009|12:23 pm]
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It's Independence Day in the U.S., celebrating the signing of the Declaration of Independence. If you were to make your own personal declaration of independence, who or what would you address it to?


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THERE SHOULD BE NO INDEPENDENCE ANYWHERE! I WILL TORTURE EVERYBODY WHEN THEY DIE, ESPECIALLY SCOTTIEF!
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Writer's Block: Dog Day Afternoon [Jul. 3rd, 2009|09:14 am]
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The Dog Days of summer, the hottest days of the year in the Northern Hemisphere, start today. What's your favorite thing to do in hot weather?


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TORTURE DEAD PEOPLE, LIKE I ALWAYS DO!
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Writer's Block: Prying Eyes [Jul. 2nd, 2009|08:35 am]
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Have you ever read someone's private writings (journal, diary, email, letters, etc.) without their permission?


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HELL YEAH, I DO IT ALL THE TIME! I DO IT BECAUSE I CAN! AND I CAN BECAUSE I'M SATAN (AND FUCKING PROUD OF IT, TOO!)!
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Writer's Block: Caring [Jul. 3rd, 2008|08:13 am]
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Who do you care about most in your life?


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MYSELF (SATAN) OF COURSE! WHAT A STUPID QUESTION!
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Writer's Block: Cereal: By the People, For the People [Jun. 5th, 2008|05:58 am]
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If you made up your own cereal, what would it consist of, and what would you call it?


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IT WOULD CONSIST OF SHIT WITH FLIES IN IT, AND IT WOULD BE CALLED DEATH SENTENCE!
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Writer's Block: Some words to live by... [Jun. 2nd, 2008|07:14 am]
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What words do you find wise enough to live by?


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FUCK GOD, BLESS SATAN (ME)!
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Writer's Block: Charmed, I'm Sure [Mar. 4th, 2008|05:33 am]
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What is a "charmed life"?

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"CHARMED LIFE" IS WHEN I ENJOY WATCHING EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE DIE A SLOW, PAINFUL, VERY BRUTAL DEATH FROM HELL!
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Writer's Block: That's the Worst [Feb. 28th, 2008|05:41 am]
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What's the worst thing that could happen to you today? Bonus question: How would that thing potentially benefit you?


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NO ONE DIES, AND EVERYONE BUT ME IS HAPPY & FINE! IT WOULD POTENTIALLY BENEFIT ME BECAUSE I CAN STILL TORTURE, UPSET, DISAPPOINT & SCARE PEOPLE UP HERE FROM HELL! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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What Do You Have To Say? - Your Personal Chef [Jan. 5th, 2008|06:28 am]
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If you could cook for one person, who would it be and what would you serve?

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MOTHER THERESA, AND I WOULD SERVE SHIT WITH FLIES IN IT (FOR MY PLEASURE OF SEEING HER SUFFER)!
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(no subject) [Oct. 26th, 2006|04:26 am]
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Poll #853523
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 3

DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?

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YES
1 (33.3%)

NO
2 (66.7%)

NOT SURE
0 (0.0%)

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WHAT A GREAT DAY I HAD IN HELL! [Oct. 22nd, 2006|10:29 pm]
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HI, MY NAME IS SATAN (AKA REALLY_SATAN) AND MAN WHAT A GREAT DAY I HAD IN HELL! THIS IS A TRUE STORY, I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP! I MADE MOTHER THERESA EAT SHIT WITH FLIES IN IT! I MADE POPE JOHN PAUL III CLEAN A GIANT FLY'S TEETH WITH HIS MOUTH! AND FINALLY, I FORCED A MINISTER'S WIFE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME AGAINST HER OWN WILL WHILE THE MINISTER WAS WATCHING AND SUFFERING BECAUSE I WAS HAVING SEX WITH HIS WIFE! AND I LOVED EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF IT! I REALLY LOVE BEING SATAN!
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